Funny jokes story: The Lazy Genius and His Mom on Exam Day.

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A hilarious story about a lazy yet clever boy and his mother on a hectic exam morning—full of excuses, confidence, and laughter. Read on to see who wins the battle of wits!

Mom: Rafi! Wake up! You have an exam today!

Rafi (from under the blanket): Mom… I was studying in my dream. You just interrupted my education.

Mom: Schools don’t give marks for dream studies!

Rafi slowly walked to the dining table, looking like a tired philosopher.

Mom: Did you study last night?

Rafi: Yes.

Mom: What did you study? 

Rafi: The book cover. It was very attractive.

Mom: What about the inside?

Rafi: I didn’t want to spoil the suspense.

Mom took a deep breath.

Mom:  What were you doing the whole week?

Rafi: Mentally preparing to start studying.

Mom: And when were you planning to start?

Rafi: Right after the exam.

Mom: That makes no sense!

Rafi: It makes perfect emotional sense.

Mom: Tell me honestly, how much did you read?

Rafi: I opened the book.

Mom: And?

Rafi: Then I felt proud and closed it. That’s progress.

Mom:  That’s not progress. That’s laziness!

Rafi calmly drank his milk.

Rafi: Mom, why are exams so stressful?

Mom: Because you don’t study!

Rafi: What if schools trusted confidence instead of answers?

Mom: Confidence won’t solve math problems!

Rafi: It helps me write wrong answers confidently.

Mom tried not to laugh.

 Mom: Did you at least read science?

Rafi: Yes.

Mom: What was the chapter about?

Rafi: Something very scientific.

Mom: Like what?

Rafi: It had diagrams. Serious diagrams.

The school bus honked outside.

Mom: Go! And write real answers.

 Mom, I think I suddenly have exam fever.

Mom: You were perfectly fine two minutes ago!

Rafi: It’s a rare disease. It only appears on exam days.

Mom: Nice try.

Rafi picked up his bag dramatically.

Rafi: Mom, if I pass, it’s because of my natural talent.

Mom: And if you fail?

Rafi: Then the question paper didn’t understand me.

Mom burst into laughter.

Mom: Just try your best.

Rafi: If I survive this exam, I deserve pizza tonight.

Mom: Pass first. Then we’ll discuss pizza.

Rafi: That’s emotional blackmail.

Mom: That’s motivation!

Rafi walked to the door and sighed.

Rafi: One day, I’ll create a school without exams.

From inside, Mom shouted

Mom: And I’ll still check your report card!

Rafi paused for a second.

Rafi: Okay… maybe I should study a little.

And off he went ready to face the great battle called Exam… with confidence, excuses, and almost zero preparation.

Rafi (on the way to the bus): Maybe I should at least remember one formula… just in case.

Mom (from the balcony): Remember to read the questions properly!

Rafi: Don’t worry, Mom. If I don’t know the answer, I’ll write it beautifully.

Mom: Beautiful wrong answers are still wrong!

Rafi (smiling): Then I’ll confidently invent something new.

And that day, Rafi finally learned one important lesson — excuses are funny, but studying a little is smarter.